However, I will not claim he's perfect.
I finally delegated the project of making the fusspot legal to JD. He told me that after 2 hours on hold he finally got through to someone, but they couldn't find her record. That would be because he had forgotten her birthday. That's right, less than 9 months after the big day JD can't remember the exact date. [Sidenote: My father is infamous for a hysterical voicemail he left me on my sister's birthday. He starts out by wishing me a happy birthday, talking about the upcoming year, then apparently realizes that he might just have confused us and tries to cover it up by adding "that he's just calling a few months early in case I'm too busy partying on my birthday proper for him to reach me." Nice save.]
Last week JD also e-mailed me a profile of a woman with a note that if I leave him, after crying for weeks of course, he's going to marry her.
Unlike the fusspot I picked the right guy.
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hahahaha! That's great!
Hey- at least he's a thoughtful guy, doing his research & all, even if he can't remember his own daughter's birthday...
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